Big E is back to introduce our WBC/The Ring/Lineal champion. Wonder how much they paid E on Cameo for these? Proper Eurovision entry stuff this, with tattooed geezers dancing, a bloke with a drum, an actual army and a guy blowing enthusiastically into a horn. No, I’m not sleep-deprived, this did actually happen.
Fury is dressed like a Roman Emperor as he strides down the ramp to ‘You Shook Me All Night Long’ by AC/DC. If you weren’t awake before, you must be now. This is truly rousing stuff from ‘The Gypsy King’.